Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

The Committee has decided to re-instate the raffle this week.

Prizes so far include :
A tin of sardines, sell by date illegible
4 reels of black cotton
Half a box of chocolates (Hard centres only)

As we have not had a demonstration for some time, perhaps we can prevail upon one of our members to give us an illustrated talk on the subject of their choice ?
The Committee is aware that many members are very talented and in these straitened times we must make our own entertainments.

Members will also be glad to know that the oubliette has been cleared and cleaned, ready for .....

[alexanderd]

Askyourgran is there something in the air tonight?(in joke)

[ladyalex]

huff sniff huff

[alexanderd]

LadyA please stop sulking and pick a prize or we will never rest

[ladyalex]

No.
It wouldn't be fair.
sniff

[askyourgran]

Who did the teeth belong to? I'll swap you with whatever you have won.

<<<<<<<<<how much will I have to pay for my talk? I've only brought a couple of quid and my bus pass>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[alexanderd]

OMG now she is in a real sulk

[Jemisa]

Good evening ladies, I'm late again sorry about that, had my contributions to the raffle ready but rugrats arrived and as usual destroyed them. They are now paying for their deeds in the cupboard under the the stairs.
Errr! have forgotten I keep my earthenware jugs of my swede & turnip cider in there & I fear it may now be contaminated.
Unfortunately the spouse has gone to the skittles club with cupboard key in packet so unfortunately again we will not meet
Perhaps I'll have the pleasure of mixung with you and yours next time.
I sugest you now close your gates as there's talk of a prowler in the area.
I bid one and all goodnight.

[slinky.kate]

i'll have my teeth back and you can have the sardines

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Hello and Goodnight Jem


(whispers, Jem was in bother earlier OOOOH)

[Prudentia]

As a last thought, I think I have the key to the spirit world, so all pull your cars up to your local off licence and prepare to fill your boots, night all, marjorie has retired, and so must I. Prudentia, xxx

[ladyalex]

A prowler ?
Perhaps I will start speaking to alexanderd again then.....

Welcome, Jemisa, better late than never.

Gran.....2 pounds will do for this week. I'm afraid I cannot accept bus passes . lordalex and I only travel by carriage and pair.

[ladyalex]

Good night Prudentia.....thanks for the spirited advice.

Why was Jem is trouble ?
Have I forgotten again ? My memory isn't what it was, but then most of me isn't what it was, so I'm a match........or a vesta....

[ttfn]

Back again all, took a little trip around the grounds - all that talk of d-u-n-g-e-o-n-s and I nearly had a picnic attack. Too cold out there for a picnic tonight. May I have a top up please Matron?

[ladyalex]

Did you see the prowler, Ena ?
Or were you the prowler ?

[Mamyalynne]

Top ups all round dear

Milady I cannot break a confidence, Jem must explain herself I feel

[ladyalex]

Well, I'm glad I haven't had another of those memory lapses.....talking of which, where is my fee, gran ?

[ttfn]

I didn't think I looked like a prowler m'lady - I don't move fast enough these days for that.

[ladyalex]

There must be a prowler out here then....

What will we do ?
Invite them in ? or send for the bobbies ?

[Mamyalynne]

Skulker more like, I think Jem is mischievous tonight, but earlier someone did say they had seen a nip??

[ttfn]

Bobby's what m'lady?