Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.
Welcome, one and all.

How wonderful it is to be back amongst you all.

All members will be pleased to note that The Committee will be meeting next week to consider the important matter of subscriptions. In these times of economic downturn, it may be necessary to make a small...er...substantial increase.
Staff wages will also be under consideration and new posts are always available to suitably qualified applicants.
Usual terms and conditions apply. (See Mamyalynne for details).

I am very hopeful that one of our members will be carrying on the now-established tradition of giving us a talk on their specialist subject...come on now, I know that there are many talented members out there, bursting with knowledge of knitting socks and turning heels, crotcheting toilet roll covers, origami through the bamboos, the history of the apostrophe from medieval times and many other topics of interest to us all.
Again, usual terms and condition apply, the box for the speaker's fee is on the hall table. (Large denomination notes only, please.)

[ladyalex]

I hope not, Miss Meg.

Is alexanderd OK..hasn't succumbed to anfli annaphil a bad reaction to a sting ?

[ladyalex]

Oh, our posts crossed, alexanderd.
You're not in shock, then.

Would you like some raw onion to rub on ?

[Mamyalynne]

I am sorry was off ministering and having a sneaky ciggy.

Did say earlier that Ena is unable to attend, we all wish her well.

[boxtops]

Camel poo is good for the garden, milady

[ladyalex]

Thanks for that, boxtops. That's certainly worth making a note of.

Matron, can you minister to Alexanderd, please. He has been stung.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh poor dear Alex , let me have a close look!!

[ladyalex]

I'm afraid I will have to go now..time for bed.
lordalex and I are off to sunny Portugal for a week, so I won't be here (again) next week. I'll leave the key in the usual place. (We'll take Uncle Joe if he wants to come, but we draw the line at Humph and Ellie).
At least we hope it is going to be sunny. If it is raining there , you may hear the moaning and carrying on from here.
Thanks for all the laughs.
See you all again in two weeks, if we're spared.
ladyalex :-))

[anneasquith]

God Willing. lol

[Mamyalynne]

Night Milady and safe journey, the Portmanteaus are packed ready.

[Meg]

Crikey, her ladyship gets about!!
I'm sorry but my family are casting me adrift on a ship in the Caribbean for a couple of weeks, torture!!
Just have to negotiate the moat to get there.

[alexanderd]

been down in the gatyekeepers lodge watching the footy, goodnight Ladyalex matron I am ready for your mini,misjne,nursing now

[Meg]

Who won Alex? Wigan or Saints?

[Mamyalynne]

Do you need to disrobe Alex, shall I pull round the curtains?

[boxtops]

I'm going too, folks - nite all, don't fall in the moat on the way out..

[alexanderd]

the sting is on my arm matron and please be careful with the needle this time. I still have nightmares from last time

[Meg]

Nite mamya and alex, enjoyxx

[alexanderd]

Night Boxtops, pardon Miss Meg are you leaving as well?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh so many off early again, night night.

Alex I can assure you my aim is true tonight, so no repetition of last time for which I do apologise.

[alexanderd]

apology accepted you get the drinks in

[Mamyalynne]

No sooner said than done dear and then maybe a twirl around the terrace, now it is nicely warmed up.