Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening all.

It has come to the attention of the Committee that the electricity bills for these premises have increased to enormous proportions. They are now electricity williams.
Consquently, they have asked that members ensure that all windows and doors are closed to prevent draughts and that all unnecessary lights are switched off.

Candles have been provided in various convenient locations, but members must provide their own matches.

The chimenea is no longer in use. Those wishing ciggy breaks must make their own arrangements with coals, shovels etc.

Tonight's raffle prizes, appropriately, include

a fleecy blanket (some dog hairs)
a hot water bottle cover (pink, knitted only one hole)
half a pair of blue bed socks
half a pair of orange bed socks

Any further prizes will be gratefully received.

[Prudentia]

Lady Alex, I already did......should ai have got a permit????. how much do they cost, is it by the hour or by the way.....Prudentia xxx

[ladyalex]

All refreshments and nibbles consumed on club premises are paid for by our membership fees.
Talking of which...is everyone's Direct Debit up to date ?

[anneasquith]

direct debit ? i dont have a bank account ! and i dont carry cash. oops too much information, now where is ones handbag ?

[Lardhelmet_2]

Ah, I meant to speak to you about the direct debit incident m'lady...

[ladyalex]

Incident ?
DOn't hav e a bank account ?

Do you REALLY think I will accept such piffling excuses ?

Mamya! The Accounts Book, please.

[Mamyalynne]

I cannot increase mine am overdrawn till 2076 already

[ladyalex]

We can all say that, Mamya....

[ttfn]

<<ttfn now leaving p/t job, thinks that £20.76 is not much of an overdraft matron - pah!>>

[boxtops]

all right then, I cannot increase mine am overdrawn till 2076 already

[ttfn]

<<another mobile call from ttfn - does anyone need provisions - I am just passing local offy?>>

[ladyalex]

Hold on, hold on...you can't all use the same excuse......

[anneasquith]

bottle diet irn bru, mars bar, and a bag of oddfellows please ttfn.

[Mamyalynne]

Pistachios please Ena

[ttfn]

<<large mars bar anne?>>

[ladyalex]

Oh Ena, it will be so good to see you. Please consult with Mamya about the drinks order, I think I am about to have one of my 'turns' with all this arguing and talk of money.....not to mention Prudentia and her strange goings on with her imaginary tied-up friend.....

oooh I can feel it coming on....oooh......

[ttfn]

<<milady - you said that outloud too . Too outload imho ROFL. Mamya - how are the drinks stocks please?>>

[Prudentia]

I just found out we won a little over £44,000 on the lottery!!!!!!!!! Prudentia!!!!!!

[Mamyalynne]

We have vats full thnkyou but maybe some more Brandy?

[ladyalex]

Do you mean the Club, Prudentia ?

Or you and the imaginary Marjorie ?

[ttfn]

<<good thinking matron! Congrats to Prudentia - can someone please keep her there until I arrive? Always wanted to see some happy lollery winner. TOT>>