Thankfully, things are back to normal chez alex as far as t'internet is concerned and I am delighted to once again welcome members to the Club
Please make yourselves comfortable and I'm sure Matron will be along very soon with the usual delicious array of drinks and nibbles. (I have put in a special request for mini toffee apples this week, being so close to bonfire night.)
Talking of toffee apples, there is a bucket of dentures in the lower , smaller bathroom. All members are asked to check in case they have left theirs here on a previous visit. No double dipping, one fitting only.
miss meg - you only have to eat the eggs you know! Welcome canasta - have a seat and enjoy some of matron's parkin and sip a little tailcock or two - they are extremely good for one. I am always in 'rude' health!!
I'm late again, I expect the fire is low now and not worth throwing another log on.
I have been reading your antics tho.
We've had company tonight and they were a little late in leaving, and kids wouldn't settle after all the exitement of Firework night.
I think I'll settle soon after I clean up the toffee from the toffee apples that have stuck to my new cushions. & the blackcurrant juice stains from my beige rug. grrrrr!
I don't know, nor want to know any eggs. Must zoom, had a letter from Lancs constabulary cautioned me on my speed. Bleeding cheek, will fly broomstick over Cheshire tonight, hope they're more accomodating.
Night all, take carexx
In her ladyships absence may I say that I hope she means that my heirloom will be well looked after "than you", I'm presuming she means "thank you" she will have the ostrich egg. I know it's late but I do not like barbs. or barb windsor for that matter.
I will say goodnight everyone, it is late, I'll probably be around sometime tomorrow x
gran - if we ask matron nicely she may liberate aforesaid item during her housekeeping duties in the week. It will probably cost you only the odd bottle of 'embrocation' or 3. sweet dreams and ttfn ♥
Afraid I must be leaving you all to your devices (or is that vices, not sure) anyway goodnight all, it was lovely to see you up and about Ena do take care
Alex
xxx
Tis a tricky time of year mamya, thanks for the advice and enjoy the fish bowl, grrrrr.
Right, I've taken ena's advice and put masking tape over the number plate.
Going, going, goneeeeeeeeeeee.