Good evening one and all and welcome once again to the Club.
Drinks and nibbles will doubtless be arriving soon, so please everyone draw up your chairs to the fire and get cosy for another doubtless eventful club night.
The Committee have been in session for most of the week , mainly discussing the raffle. As regular attenders will know, there have been certain allegations made, sometimes sotto voce, but nevertheless allegated, that the raffle draws are less than fair.
This has been a source of concern to the Committee, so it has decided to Take a View.
Once the View has been decided, the Committee will inform members in the usual manner.
So far we have the following donations for this week's raffle:
2 packets of Extra Strong Mints
1 tube of denture fixative
6 bars of Wright's Coal Tar Soap
and a bottle of Cod Liver Oil (only a couple of teaspoons removed).