Rich man, poor man............................

[cojones]

A rich man and a poor man were talking about the presents they bought their wives for their birthdays. The rich man said "I bought her a diamond ring and a Mercedes, If she doesn't like the ring she can drive the car to the jeweller's and get it changed." The poor man said "I bought my wife a pair of slippers and a magic wand, so if she doesn't like the slippers she can go and f@ck herself!"

[cojones]

It's not magic wand, it's dil do