Worst Christmas Cracker Joke Ever!

[jd_1984]

Here's one I got during our works doo last week:

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.

[squarebear]

One I got earlier was:

What part of a fish doesn't Napoleon like?


The "bony part"

[mazie]

LOL, I love them both :o)

[rowanwitch]

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back
A stick.....

[joggerjayne]

Q. What's orange, and sounds like a parrot ?

A. A carrot.

[naomi24]

Haa! I love Christmas Cracker jokes - probably because they're usually the only ones I understand. :o/

[Infomaniac]

What do you call a penguin who lives in the Sahara Desert?

Lost

[joggerjayne]

LOL

[joggerjayne]

Q. Why do polar bears not eat penguins ?

A. Because

Noooo ... I can't even bring myself to type it !!!!!!!

[naomi24]

Oh go on Jayne - you know you want to. :o)

[joggerjayne]

A. Because they can't get the wrappers off.

[joggerjayne]

sorry !

[naomi24]

HAAAAA! Classic!! :o)

[LadyEyre]

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

[Vicasso]

How do you start a pudding race..........
.........Sago

[LadyEyre]

my old mum had to go for a brain scan, they didn't find anything

[what..the?]

a) what's invisible and smells of banana's...

b) how does good king wenceslass like his pizza...

[what..the?]

a) monkey burps

b) deep pan crisp and even

[erin-x]

I had this one at my works christmas lunch today..

What kind of room has no windows or doors?





A mushroom...

sad thing is, my mate actually found this hilarious!

[puternut]

Q What goes 99 BONK?

A A centipede with a wooden leg