Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open. (if a little late...)

Good Evening and welcome to all.

The house feels rather empty now that everyone has gone away after the Christmas/New Year break, but that will soon be remedied when Club Members arrive.

Please feel free to eat up the remaining cake etc as it is already out of date.
However, do not offer any to lordalex or Uncle Joe, as they have decided to restrict their intake of cake for a few weeks. (Trouble with their bottom waistcoat buttons they say.)

As there are several rollover raffle prizes languishing in the boot room, there is no need for Members to bring contributions this week ...unless, of course, they would like to contribute to the building fund or the garden fund or the animal feed fund or the holiday fund.....Mamyalynne will show you the Direct Debit forms in the Upper Study.


New members are always welcome. Qualifications and certifications may be presented to any Committee member for scrutiny.

[starone]

If we have to bury him in the flower bed he's not going to give the flowers much in the way of nutrients by the look of him. I think a few of mamya's tailcocks poured into him will do more good than that kiss of life. Have we got one of those things you use to pour liquids from one place to another?

[Mamyalynne]

Am I allowed down trousers yet??

[Mamyalynne]

A funel dear?? yes will pop to the scullery.

[DSJ]

He's obviously not fit enough to travel home with me. I'm off now so 'Goodbye' to you all. May I just say that I think the refreshments tonight were particularly delicious. I'll see you again next Saturday.

[ladyalex]

Good ight DSJ, see you next week I hope.
Do be careful with your new broom...don't want you sweeping too much before you.

Mamya...I really do not think you should be interfering with Alexanderd's trousers on your own. Let us all help you.

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight DSJ, safe journey.

Milady, a leg each maybe??

[alexanderd]

Alex springs back with alacrity at the mention of ice-cubes and trousers. Mamy I enjoyed that I may faint again

[ladyalex]

Sal volatile, please .

I am recording all of these 'goings on' you know.

Ena will get to hear about all this.

[DaisyNonna]

Alex, remember your blood pressure and lie quietly whilst we apply soothing cool swabs to your forehead. No more tailcocks this evening, but perhaps a little brandy laced with ginger liqueur. Should prove to be bracing.

[alexanderd]

Matron I am back on my feet you can leave my trousers alone,

[starone]

Oh yes - hiding the brandy and ginger liqueur again. I'd like to know your hiding place - in spite of much searching I have not found it yet.

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry Alex quite forgot myself then, will go and straighten my hat.

[DaisyNonna]

Me to know and you to find out.

[mike11111]

See you aristos are still lording it over us poor downtrodden peasants. Come the revolution there'll be no more of this tailcocks and vollyvons - it'll be Brown Ale and pork scratchings all round and you'd better bloody well get used to the idea.

[DaisyNonna]

Pork scratchings and Guinness. Divine.

[starone]

Ooh Mike, I like pork scratchings - you haven't brought any have you? If so can I have some?

[ladyalex]

You can keep your scratchings, Mike 11111111111
Let us eat vollyvons and ginger liqueur.

WHo let you in anyway ?

[mike11111]

The guy on the drawbridge. Slip him a fiver and he's anybody's.

[DaisyNonna]

Ladyalex, I humbly crave to advise you that your last posting was slightly less than gracious.

[starone]

I did my lady (curtsies not so deeply this time, not going to risk falling over again) he tempted me with his pork scratchings. Not only that but we have to cover our backs here, after all there might really be a revolution.