Quickie in the bushes.

[Jemisa]

Quickie in the Bushes.

There are two statues in a park;
One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
shrubbery.


The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.


The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you
care to do it again?'


He asks her 'Shall we?'



She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions.





This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you sh!t on its head.'


----------------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

[chrissa1]

Like it Jem.

[MarkRae]

I was thinking precisely that, as it's such an old joke, though usually regarding the lions at the base of Nelson's Column...

[Jemisa]

Well Mark why didn't you tell us it then??

[pusskin]

brilliant jemisa! that cracked me up too x

[askyourgran]

Lol jem. Loved that one,

[MarkRae]

> Well Mark why didn't you tell us it then?

Because it's not funny unless, of course, you're particularly easily amused...

[boxtops]

LOL jem - do you remember the Jake Thackray song "Statues"?
(sorry about the Bing advert at the beginning, bear with me...) http://www.dailymotio...7o_statues-1968_music

[ttfn]

Jem - keep them coming. There are only 2 types of jokes - those that make one laugh and those that don't. Humour is as subjective as anything else. Furthermore, there is nearly always someone who hears a joke for the first time on its repeated performances :o)

[boxtops]

Do you remember Jake Thackwray, Ena?

[ttfn]

Oh yes I do boxy - was he not on the Braden Beat ?

[MarkRae]

Braden's Week, I believe, and That's Life.

[boxtops]

Indeed he was, and I have some LPs/CDs. Love 'em.

[anneasquith]

box. do you have any E P ^s ?

[Jemisa]

Boxy, Yes of course I remember him, used to look forward to his little ditty's. - R I P

jem

[brionon]

My Jake favourite was 'La Di Dah.''