Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once again to our wonderful Club.

Drinks and nibbles will no doubt appear as if by magic in a few minutes.

Tonight's talk was to be 'The Plumbing of Listed Buildings'.
Sadly the speaker, Mr de la Vie Diver, will not be able to attend due to adverse wind conditions. If any member would care to step into the breach, their contribution would be greatly appreciated.

Raffle contribution so far are:

1 packet of safety pins, (various sizes)
1 tin Mansion House Polish, 1965 vintage, very sought after
4 maltesers

[Mamyalynne]

Milady all drinks and nibbles duly assembled.

So sorry to hear about Mr Diver, I did recommend the Milk of Magnesia to him.

[Mamyalynne]

For the raffle I have

12 pink shirt buttons
A sudoku puzzle book (easy ones done)
Half packet of Fig Rolls.

Ena sends her apologies.

[ladyalex]

You may have a lot to answer for then, Mamyalynne. Mind you, I was always told 'better out than in'

Looking forward to a tailcock tonight.
Pernod and Baileys as per, please

[Mamyalynne]

Coming right up, would you like a cherry in that?

[ladyalex]

Certainly would, Mamya. Never turn down a cherry.

Quiet tonight, so far.

[Mamyalynne]

It sure is Milady, still is early yet.

[supersuezy24]

Hello :)

[ladyalex]

Hello Supersuezy. May we call you Super ?

Did you not inquire after a post here once ?

(Mamya, the forms...)

[ladyalex]

Where is ttfn ...out tripping the light fantastic again ?

[supersuezy24]

Course you can x

[Mamyalynne]

Hello Suezy, may I have your autograp and bank details??

Ena is at her sisters again.

[ladyalex]

I don't know. It's just self self self with some people.....or in Ena's case, sister, sister, sister.

Yes, super, just sign neatly where Mamya shows you .....

[alexanderd]

good evening all, have cleaned the moat and replaced the filter so there should be no pongs this week

[ladyalex]

Welcome, alexanderd. Thank you so much for eradicating the whiff.

A small but select group tonight.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Alex what a relief and how kind of you, do have a drink.

[alexanderd]

Have removed from the moat, 3 supermarket trollies, 2 skateboards, various undergarments(male and female) and £3.15s and 6d

[slinky.kate]

hello,just a short visit tonight,i am busy trying to do my crosswords and may need some help later,for the raffle i have brought in some books i have read,they're in good nick.
rumpelstilskin
slash autobiography
adrian moles diary

[ladyalex]

Good evening and welcome, slinky.
How kind of you to donate such precious volumes to our raffle. I do hope enough people turn up to hold one. Still, we can always have a rollover.

That money will come in handy for the cocktail fund, alexanderd. Thank you .
(Grabs cash quickly.)

[slinky.kate]

please may i have a drink,do you have any prune juice with ice and mint

[boxtops]

Prune juice? you'll be having adverse wind conditions too! Evening all.