Teh return of Jesus

[beso]

When Jesus comes back, how will he make His entry.

Do the Virgin Birth thing again?
If so, how old will he be before anyone notices?

Wander in from nowhere?
Guess He will have to create some kind of history.

Go thoroughly modern and just materialise on television during Prime Time.

[rowanwitch]

or as he probably never came the first time he/she probably never will

[Davethedog]

If Jesus came back someone would assasinate him.

How would he prove who he was? and who would believe him? How do you know hes not already here but nobody is listening to him.

How long do you reckon those american TV evangalists would tolarate him and his getting rid of the moneylender ways.

[gingejbee]

Appear on reality show like Dancing on Ice - say, Walking on Water? Should win!

[rowanwitch]

can just imagine....living the poor life helping others... no media profile...he'd just be another beggar dying in poverty..

[mike11111]

He will come with clouds descending, robed in awful majesty. It would be hard to miss him.

[jomifl]

Mike.. sounds like you nicked that answer out of some old book you happen to have lying around.

[redman41]

Quite possibly there was a Man called JC but not as portrayed in the Bible.
To me the Bible is a Fairy Tale and should not be taken at face value.

[mike11111]

Yep, The English Hymnal, no. 7

[DTCwordfan]

Arrives by Concorde to the sound of the Led Zeppelin, Stairway from Heaven.

[jomifl]

Should't it be 'awesome' rather than 'awful'. Awful sounds as if he is sartorially challenged.

[society]

DT, you are so witty, always have the right words.

[douglas9401]

As long as he doesn't turn up as a Dennis the Menace type or we'll get "He's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!".

[DTCwordfan]

It will go to my head, society, says he blushing..........do you think he will be crucified then?

What a stupid question of mine - he will be crucified on this site, especially if naomi rises again in the near future.........

[mike11111]

The correct meaning of awful or aweful is full of awe or wonderment. I accept awesome as an alternative. Fortunately Moani has decided to decamp, so it's quite safe at the moment for Jesus to return.

[jomifl]

Hi Mike.. yes, you are correct or at the least your old book is, it's just that in modern usage awful seems to have changed it's meaning , as in fearsome and fearful. ;-)

[wildwood]

He will be a very old man by now, probably wearing specs because he has become cock-eyed so the virgin birth thing may happen again.

[ljdksa]

I'm sure Heat magazine will let us know as soon as it happens.

[natasliah]

" Go thoroughly modern and just materialise on television during Prime Time. "
There is a school of (christian) thought that says that with the invention of the internet and global television that his return cannot but be helped to be seen by everyone.
(Chuck Missler et al are proponents of this)

[dr b]

He will announce it on Twitter, of course.