ChatterBank1 min ago
Two Lincoln City FC jokes
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A man goes into a Grantham pub with an alligator under his arm.
"Do you serve Lincoln City fans in this pub?" he asks the innkeeper.
"Yes Sir," says the publican.
"Well a pint for me, and a Lincoln City fan for the alligator."
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The seven dwarves are in a coal mine when there is a mine-slip.
Snow White runs to the entrance and shouts down to them.
In the distance, a voice comes up "Lincoln City to win promotion"
She sighs, "Well, at least Dopey is still alive."
"Do you serve Lincoln City fans in this pub?" he asks the innkeeper.
"Yes Sir," says the publican.
"Well a pint for me, and a Lincoln City fan for the alligator."
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The seven dwarves are in a coal mine when there is a mine-slip.
Snow White runs to the entrance and shouts down to them.
In the distance, a voice comes up "Lincoln City to win promotion"
She sighs, "Well, at least Dopey is still alive."
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