Down the side of my armchair

[Teddy_boy]

Tonight when i dropped the TV remote i had to fish it out from the side of my chair.I found £1.49 , a comb, a blue Argos pen,2 humbugs and a button.Whats down the side of your armchair?

[Arksided]

Woo-Hoo! yeah! I found a lonely looking rolling paper.

I do hope you intend to return the Argos pen, no wonder the economies in a crisis, enjoy the hum bugs.

[Teddy_boy]

The wrappers stuck solid , the humbugs have gone all sticky.The pen doesnt work ive just tried it.

[Arksided]

I think you'll find that most of them don't work anyway, they'll still want it back.

[Buenchico]

Sorry, Arksided. Teddy-boy won't get the chance to return the Argos pen. I've already alerted the Serious Organised Crime Agency and they'll be breaking his front door down in a few hours time ;-)

[Teddy_boy]

Last time we visited Argos they had started using pencils.

[owdhamer]

The wife

[daisya]

Well according to research it's estimated that there is more than £42.9m in loose change down the back of British settees/chairs, which is an average of £1.61 caught down each sofa according to the figures! Seems like you're just under the average TB lol, you'd better have another look for the other 12p lol.

[boxtops]

OH lost a vital document last week - in searching for it, he found under our sofa a very dead flat mummified mouse....

[daisya]

Aarrggh boxy lol. Not that I mind mice but...mummified...scream lol.

[boxtops]

We think one of he catz must have stuffed it under there a long time ago, and forgotten about it. Mummified is very hygienic, no decay!

[albaqwerty]

We bought a 2nd-hand suite once, can't remember what I dropped but on searching I recovered a comb and a bra. Caveat emptor:)

Only thing I found on this current one was one of my hankies. Used.

[cazzz1975]

you stole an argos pen???

[sara3]

is this a good time to mention The Theft Act, 1968?

[Bbbananas]

Bitten off false nails and scraps of peeled-off clear nail varnish. Or just bits of chewed-off nails (I nag at my nails when drinking. Bad habit).

Oh, and crumbs and sparkly starry bits from last christmas still.

[Mosaic]

Family folklore tells that an auntie, as a small child, stuffed half a pound of tripe down the side of the sofa. The small gave it away after a week.