One more!

[starone]

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too... I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.What does your wife look like?'

To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,--- let's look for yours."

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(And this final one)
"Lord,
keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth!"
Amen!

[marval]

lol, love them Star

[madiba]

Suggest you check whether the joke you wish to post has been posted before. This story is so old it's got hairs on it

[marval]

If it is that old, some people that are newer here will not have read the joke. You just keep posting Star, I like your jokes, it doesn't matter if they have been posted before.

[starone]

Oh for goodness sake madiba, I suggest YOU check. All of them have been round the world a couple of times but there are always people who haven't seen them before or are willing to laugh again, and again!.