Jokes31 mins ago
Magic Radio
A man bought a new car that set him back a lot of money.
Two days later, he went back to the dealer complaining that the
radio wasn't working.
"Sir," said the sales manager, "the radio is automated. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to and you will hear exactly that."
He looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
The fellow was amazed. If he wanted Beethoven, that's what he got. If he wanted Nat King Cole, he got it.
Soon he was driving while listening to the sounds of "I'm On The Road Again."
Just then he spotted an oncoming car speeding toward him. He swerved, narrowly missing the oncoming car.
"Jerk" he muttered.
And from the radio came this, "And now please welcome Mr. David Cameron.
Two days later, he went back to the dealer complaining that the
radio wasn't working.
"Sir," said the sales manager, "the radio is automated. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to and you will hear exactly that."
He looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
The fellow was amazed. If he wanted Beethoven, that's what he got. If he wanted Nat King Cole, he got it.
Soon he was driving while listening to the sounds of "I'm On The Road Again."
Just then he spotted an oncoming car speeding toward him. He swerved, narrowly missing the oncoming car.
"Jerk" he muttered.
And from the radio came this, "And now please welcome Mr. David Cameron.
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