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Light Bulbs In The Movies
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Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That's electric's job
Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one more, guys, I promise.
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
Q: How many Superstar Actor's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One: They just hold it and the whole world revolves around them.
Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle
holder...
Q: How many Audio Mixers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: WHAT?
Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Standby, I'll check on that.
Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! They're busy trying to fix the one that's already in there.
Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
A One-but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.
Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the
last job.
Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been
asked.
Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li...
A: Done!
Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: "The old one is supposed to be like that! Don't you get it?"
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