Funny Names Kids Give To Things..

[Smowball]

My 2 yr old granddaughter has a little pink dummy for bedtime only, but for some reason she calls it a rah-rah. Nobody has any idea wheres she's got this from but that's what a dummy is - a rah-rah lol. Then I remembered that when my daughter was little she called biscuits dibits. It took us a while to work out then one day she had a biscuit and came up to me with my cup of tea and said "dibit". Yes she was trying to dip it in my tea - hence dibit !

[hellywelly4]

My daughter called corn flakes 'faffout'

[ummmm]

When my youngest was little and had just started talking he only referred to his brother as The Boy. It always amused me.

[Smowball]

Lol

[jennyjoan]

my nephew used to call his dummy - where is my booey

[Mamyalynne]

My youngest Grandson had a bedtime snuggle toy he called 'Wantit' - sounded rather risqué if he called for his lost toy when we had visitors.

[Smowball]

Aren't kids funny!

[Bertrum]

My daughter once came in complaining of Dizzlees it turned out to be Pins and Needles

[rsvp]

When my daughter was a littlie she kept begging me to 'sing a chooses Mummy, sing a chooses' - took me ages to work out she meant Massachuttes!

[grasscarp]

One of my daughters at an early age called strawberry mousse - Drawty Moo.
She is now a barrister.......

[Grandma_Yiddo]

One of my granddaughters called breakfast " boktits " and chocolate " gotbites ". Her mother used to stand on the balcony of our flat in the New Territories in Hong Kong and shout " gabeegaba ", we never found out what she meant.

[Patsy33]

My 19 months old granddaughter calls her favourite toy doll Po Pat ( Postman Pat!)

[Jackdaw33]

My younger brother, because he couldn't say Michael, called me Gaga. Now I am!

[marval]

When my brother was small he used to talk about a bokky cass (sp). It was a long time before my mother realised it was his word for a motor bike.

[Smowball]

Love all of these!

[Mamyalynne]

I got my user name from my eldest Grandson - he couldn't say 'Grandma' it came out as 'Mamya'.


My other Grandson used to call Seagulls 'Beach ducks'.

[Zacs-Master]

Love 'beach Ducks' my daughter called radiators 'durtygirters'.

[Gromit]

More of a mis-hear than a made up name.

4 year old says the 'Chipsies' have moved onto the playing fields in their caravans.

[Mamyalynne]

It's brilliant how they mangles words isn't it, guarantees a smile every time.

My daughter used to call her cardigan a 'Nardycard'

[Smowball]

My son used to call broccoli crocolilly !

[Arksided]

My youngest Bro (many years between us) used to ask for fred murky no one knew what he was on about until I was around one time. To this day I've no Idea who influenced him to like Queen.