Wot do I need for my Birthday?

[frankofile]

This Fridy I will be 49 years old. I'm not proud or sad, in fact I don't give a f--k, but my family are asking wot I want as presents. I can't think of a thing. If U were me wot would u want? By the way I'm female!

[helliebobs]

It's my birthday on Sunday and as far as I know I'm getting surprises! No one has asked me what I would like but I know some people have already got my presents so I just have to wait and see.
Anyway in answer to your question, I would ask for a nice handbag or perfume. Or maybe a day at a spa. Or tickets to a show. Or a charity gift would be good, as red suggested. If you don't actually need anything, then there are lots of charities who give gifts to those who need things. You could get someone to plant a tree for you.
Ooooh I am so impressed with all my ideas! :0

[frankofile]

Hey Redheadisbac, U and me r on the same wavelength!! Already got 4 cats. 2 unopened bottles of Beyond Paradise in the wardrobe. Maybe a bottle of Bushmills, Black Bush and a truck of ice cubes but thats no help to the oldies who want to giftwrap something

[frankofile]

You suggested a plant. I think you are right. I must have turned into my mother at last!! All I really want is some garden vouchers. Should I go and Shoot myself now!!

[helliebobs]

Hmmm, can I have your bottles of Beyond Paradise then? I love that :)

[Ed.Case]

A zimmer frame !

[frankofile]

the nice clock without the L sounds fine and dandy, but Iv'e only been married 5 months, so don't think I'll get away with that. Today got a right telling off cos the car passenger seat wos moved. So apparantley I've been up to no good .Not true. Do car seats move themselves? How do others cope with a jealouse spouse

[frankofile]

Ed case, Thats too close for comfort!!!

[Ed.Case]

Jealous Spouse :Take away his rattle and no sweets for a fortnight

[clever trev]

Mybe something from Ann Summers?

[Mirror]

maybe a rabbit?

[helliebobs]

All my helpful advice went ignored, I shan't be bothering again and go back to being a mardy bint :(

[banjosister]

Hey frankofile,

shoes,

shoes

and perhaps more shoes. A girl can never have too many shoes, imho.

Bb xx

[paulsmummy]

frankofile.......... isnt it possible u dropped something and had to put seat back to get it....i do that all the time...
im always dropping my lipstick.....lol

[Drisgirl]

O im 49 as well and it was just another day for me and I can assure you that when i hit 50 I absolutley DONT want gifts.I find adult birthday celebrations a wee bit childish and attention seeking -sorry but I do.

Im way past that -if i want something I buy it.I dint even want anything for my 40th altho i did get gifts I really didnt want a fuss

I now and all my family as it happens donate to the RNLI -supported only by puiblic donations (disgrace really).

I shall have a hooly for my 50th only on the understanding that its a party and I dont want gifts or cards -donations in lieu would be appreciated tho - some good will come of it rather it lying in a cupboard for the next car boot sale -lol