Do we really new ailments?

[LewPaper]

What's with this new female condition 'lower digestive transit'? Is it a new strain of the old-fashioned constipation us men suffer from occasionally, or perhaps an example of the ability to multi-task in their being able to suffer from both conditions at the same time. Not only that but there's obviously been a pandemic as there's now a number of products available to treat this and other similar conditions. I dunno about everyone else but the advertisers' desire to invent new ailments simply to advertise a product's so-called ability to cure it make me si - err sorry, gastro-irritant expulsive.