help needed please (serious question)

[todoronron]

I am going to work on a camp in Libya with no alcohol, girls, Nothing. I was actually contemplating taking a love doll to get me by but think they are too big and heavy. Therefore I had a look and decided to buy a som machine from www.lovehoney.com. They cost around £350 which sounds expensive but I think it will be very well needed. However I called them today to place my order and they are out of stock :( I am at work at the moment and cant start googling stuff like that. I need to order it today though so can arrive tomorrow. Does anybody know any other companies that would sell these and please tell me the telephone numbers? Thanks

[Bbbananas]

Serious question ron?
Serious reply:- Just make do with w@nk1ng......

[funnygirl]

I know I am naive, but what is a 'som machine?????'

[mccfluff]

i'm sure you posted something similar the other day

[Bobbisox]

What the fluff is a love doll...?????????????????????????????

[Bbbananas]

One of those blow-up dolls bobbs, or one of those horrid false vaginas....

[Bobbisox]

and this person is putting this thread where people Mollys age can contribute?
weird indeed!

[redcrx]

do they sell jars and liver in Libya? may work out cheaper

[redman41]

If God didn't want us to masturbate, he would have given us shorter arms.

[Bobbisox]

eweeee red...yuk...but dead funny...lol

[todoronron]

Ho eddie please can you give me the phone number?

[Bobbisox]

wind up?

[cherrychapstick]

i sell things like that lol but i have never heard of a som machine hmmm, nope just had a look on the site nothing with that name sorry , just use you hand less baggage to carry , sit on it till it goes numb and then apparently it feels like someone elses :s

[stokemaveric]

why not buy a muslim love doll???....they blow themselves up.....

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha
stokey I have just spluttered coffee all over...

[todoronron]

:( please can some one find me an order hotline please :(

[sadielady]

Very good stoke lol

[redcrx]

haha, stoke, that was better than my suggestion lol

[stokemaveric]

lol sorry bobbi x