Who's in charge?

[starone]

>
> All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
> Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
>
> "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
>
> All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
> And insulted him,
> So in a huff, he shut down tight.
> Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
> The stomach was bloated,
> The legs got wobbly,
> The eyes got watery,
> And the blood was toxic..
> They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
> .
> The Moral of the story?
> Even though the others do all the work...
> The ass hole is usually in charge

[marval]

lol

[bluebirdino]

how true !