How Fast does a male ejaculate?(mph)

[splodge29]

[cupid04]

Who would measure it? Would you need a third party?

[cupid04]

Rather apt name you've got, LOL!

[jno]

depends; you would have to factor in trajectory, wind speed and so on.

[shoota]

Takes me 7 days warning and 24 minutes of hard work......

[MarkRae]

Fast enough...

[daffy654]

It would depend on too many factors to be accurate. Age, fitness levels, time from initial arousal to ejaculation, viscosity, etc. etc.

[cupid04]

come again?

[shoota]

Maybe someone could go and stand in front of one of them speed camera thingies and........

[Canary42]

255mph if you're in the mile-high club

[trt]

Sorry cant help you, dont have a speedometer inside my cock!

What a stupid Q!

[MarkRae]

^^ Nor an apostrophe key on your keyboard!

[owdhamer]

Remind me

[tinkerbell23]

28mph

[guythegorilla]

The answer is 74.03452 Kmh.Can not measure this in MPH because of it being an imperial measurement.

[tamborine]

faster than a woman, to be sure :)

[jomifl]

A male what? Shrew, Elephant, whatever, no faster than the speed of light almost certainly :-)

[craft1948]

pmsl................I thought it said 'Mole'.

[Zeuhl]

Is this related to the other thread:

what is your favourite sandwich filling?

[andy-hughes]

As advised earlier - speed, like frequency, volume etc. are entirely coverned by the physiology of the male concerned, to say nothing of the species.

[pillj123]

wish I could give an answer...but can't remember when the last time was we..........ancient history........