Who in the hell is Gary , you say?

[trt]

Who in the hell is Gary , you say?

Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and Beverly his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"

Gary replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your penis?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Gary is in the University of Michigan, Critical Care Unit, Room 233.

[missprim]

Great joke Mr T.

[starone]

Poor Gary, and he was only telling the truth. lol.

[tenrec]

Brilliant trt!

[marval]

TeeHee