The Answerbank Radio Show - Special Announcement

[mrs_overall]

Excelsior1 Productions is proud to present a charity music night in aid of The League of Unemployable Quiz Masters. This event will take place this Friday in the village hall. The music will be provided by local talent -

The Builder (and his band The Rubble Rousers)

They will be playing cover versions of songs by The Foundations and Scaffold.

They will also be playing a selection of their own classic songs including:

Unchainsawed Melody
He Aint Heavy, He's My Foreman
Hit Me With Your Theodolite Stick
Blue Suede Safety Shoes
Your Skip is on Fire
For Those in Peril on the Site
Crazy Sawhorses
Wherever I Lay My Hardhat (That's My Home)
Devil Gate Tarmac Drive

They will also be playing their current chart hit (in the Faeroe Islands) entitled Dry Rot Rap

Tickets £5 on the door. Please support this worthy cause.

[Psybbo]

2 tickets please £10 in the post

[rockyracoon]

I'm in, what's the dress code?

[chi-chi66]

put me down for a ticket please mrs.o...it will be a real toe trapping night!

[mrs_overall]

Dress code? rofl!

[sunny-dave]

Black Ties will be worn ...

... nothing else, just black ties :)

[mike11111]

Anyone agree with me that this crazy dame has finally flipped? Seemingly the shares of Marigold have already dipped 30% on the stock market.

[Maydup]

Flippin "League of Unemployable Quiz Masters" - get a proper job that's what I say. I'll come but my five squid 'll go to the band for new plumb lines if that's OK?

[Psybbo]

come on dave, hotpants

[gness]

Please accept my apologies. Although, Sunny-Dave`s dress code almost tempted me into turning down my date with Mr Depp.

If you have the usual themed raffle may I offer.

One slab of cheese.
One chocolate log roll.
One fence...out on bail.
One hammer toe.
One level teaspoon.
Many tea breaks.

[mrs_overall]

Maybe they do agree with you mike, but are too polite to say?

[Psybbo]

gness? are you still in the MOFC?

[gness]

I tried to get away Sibton but they drugged my tailcock, filmed me singing and now I`m in it for life.

[Psybbo]

Oh right, you must have got locked in the loo!

[jno]

for the encore

Joist to the World
Darktown Strutters Ball
(Lay Down) Patios in the Rain
Leaving on a Block Plane

[excelsior-1]

one ticket for me lease
or am i to be an honoured guest?

[excelsior-1]

lease ?

please

[askyourgran]

My I ask what worthy cause this is in aid of. I'll have two tickets please will cocktails be served during the interval, or should I bring my own gin?

[ladyalex]

and just what , exactly, is wrong with being in the MOFC ?

I'm in for the music night, by the way. My tiara and evening frock are at the ready.

[Psybbo]

hey excel, you are my significant other!

[lady-janine]

i'll have a ticket. will the behaviour code begranny's grabbing night?

should be exciting.