Morning Owd

[gness]

A quickie before I go off on my waxwing hunt.....thermals and bins at the ready.
Hope you're less tired today though it doesn't dampen your ardour! ;-)

Cheery image:
Sunny-Dave didn't want to look out of place in Essex so:

He's gone blonde!!!!!! But there was extra to pay for the body hair.
Then there was the tan! I told him not to use Cherry Blossom shoe polish but would he listen??? Pray it doesn't rain.
I'm not sure the pelmet from his sitting room makes a good skirt but at least it fits....not that it hides his bits and I told him SOME Essex girls do wear knickers. Not in my experience says Dave.
He scoured the shops for white stilettos.....size 19....no luck so he's tippexed his biker boots.
He's even prepared to forego his beloved ale for pints of Watermelon Bacardi. By god...the man's a trooper.
Essex face lift?.... you ask. Have you seen how fast Dave rides that bike!!!!!

Watch this space.

Love Gx

[humbersloop]

Love it gness

morning owd x

have you prised that corned beef hash recipe out of mrs o for me yet?

[lady-janine]

good morninig owd.

gness forgot the false eyelashes that dave will need to blend in they need to be at least a foot long. this explains why the sunny d's broom looks a bit bald at the mo.

bit grey overhead breezy but the sun is trying to get through. can't make up my mind whether to go outside or stay indoors.

[owdhamer]

Hi gness, humber, and lady j, and all the exciting ladies on ab,hics back feeling down.

[gness]

Awww Owd. I'm so sorry. Thought you were on the way to seeing the end of the bloody hiccups.

G xx

[Psybbo]

Ow owd, so sorry, I can't imagine what that's like! I'm trying to chill now after the whirlwind which is daughter, 4 dogs and bf (gawd help him) have departed. Waves to your lovely ladies

[gness]

Hi Sib....No lady but waving back.}}>>>>}}

[Psybbo]

Gness, that image of sunny dave, wow

[DTCwordfan]

Yes, I am getting concerned about Dave, I must say - a six foot-three man in white stilettos drinking what, a Watermelon Bacardi, and in Essex - it's no wonder that the women of Essex have a higher sperm count than the men.

[humbersloop]

bummer owd, keep yer chin up though

[DTCwordfan]

Damn those hics - are you at home or getting treatment for them, owd! Get your way through them.....

[gness]

Hi all......I've been out all day...bird hunting. Has Dave been around or is it time to worry? I think he said he was going to shave his legs but I can't see how that would improve things. :-(

[DTCwordfan]

So did you find any birds, gness?

[Psybbo]

That was my next question, DT

[gness]

Not a dicky...well one pigeon. Wandered around the car park getting tooted at for being in the way. When I stood gazing at the sky people gave me a wide berth except for old ladies. They stood beside me staring up at the sky too. Then they patted me and strolled off shaking their heads sadly. Must have thought it was the day they let me out for a while.

[tonyav]

Afternoon owd, sorry to hear those bloody hiccups are back.
I have visions of dave which I cannot describe hope he used a bus shelter as protection.
No luck with the birdy watching then gness.

[gness]

No Tony...how about you. ;-)

[tonyav]

Well I have been down the town gness ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

I heard that he called down from the hotel room Dave is staying in - and in a little bit of a panic. "Help, I gotta leak in my sink!"

The Essex girl on reception replied, "That's ok, Sir. Please go ahead."

[tonyav]

Well isn't that why they have them in the room DT lol.

[DTCwordfan]

"If in doubt, whip it out" (actually the surgeon's first maxim but I guess it equally applies).