Sliding Down The Banister

[starone]

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life into 2013 – Remember:

The difference between the Pope and your boss is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant Flash and it is gone.

The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you're in the bathroom!

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

It used to be only death and taxes, Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel... because those that matter... don't mind...and those that mind...don't matter!

Finally - As You Slide Down that Banister of Life You Should Pray That All The Splinters Are

Pointed The Other Way...

[Jemisa]

Some old some new Starbi but still good fun. :)

Jem

[askyourgran]

Good one starby, may I add that if you do get a splinter sliding down the Bannister of Life, you'll find out who your best friends are when you want to have it taken out.

[Old_Geezer]

So... there's no difference between the Pope and my boss then ?

[marval]

I love that Star.