Fao Humbersloop

[mrs_overall]

I know you are struggling for ideas for your new business venture involving rocks. Perhaps the folks on here can come up with suggestions?
I'll start with
1. Building miniature stone circles for the gardens of short people (a certain moderator could be your first customer) and call them Pebble Henge
2. They make ideal pets for those that want a pet but are not allowed. They need no food and only minimal exercise

[humbersloop]

miniature pyramids, charged with cosmic energy, great for staring at :)

[gness]

I'd buy a bag of small rocks for my catapult. x

[mrs_overall]

Paint them black and pass them off as Whitby jet

Paint them grey and pass them off as rocks from the moon

(make sure you give a false name and address when doing the above)

[WELSHYORKIE]

Paint them pink and call it rock salmon

[Svejk]

Stone the crows. Gness, julia-mag is looking for a catapultist.

[gness]

Not with my catapult, Svejk......my familiar is a crow....;-)

[humbersloop]

stick a cherry on top and flog 'em as rock cakes?

[gness]

Cover with feathers and you have a Rock Chick....x

[Svejk]

Gness, mine's a booby. ;-)

[gness]

And why does that not surprise me, Svejk? ;-) x

[society]

You all are nuts! Nuts nuts nuts! :)

[mrs_overall]

awww society - thank you so much for the compliment!

[DTCwordfan]

paint them a mottled brown and sell them as rock-cakes to B00

[mrs_overall]

DTC - I didn't realise you had a death wish? lol

[DTCwordfan]

crack the rocks into finer grains or buy some gravel. Glue to the inside of knickers/panties along the gusset and sell as "sex, rock and roll lingerie"