Would It Be Seen As Clumsy ...

[joggerjayne]

... if a person got out of their car, dropped their reading glasses in the car park, reached into the car to get their gym back, and trod on their glasses, breaking one arm off?

I mean, purely hypothetically.

You know. If someone did that, if you were being really harsh, might you say they were a clumsy arse?

Hypothetically.

[paddywak]

'fraid so Jayne.

[woofgang]

nah.....I would say that's life.

[weecalf]

Couldn't see how you would arrive at that conclusion .Couldn't see get it Im too good for this place

[jno]

it looked extremely clumsy when I did it. Though of course I couldn't actually see it, which was a mercy

[EcclesCake]

Silly tit or daft bat would be my descriptions of choice.......never clumsy arse - that would be harsh!

[Zacs-Master]

Hypothetically laughing loudly.

If it makes you feel any better, I walked out of the office tonight with my car keys in my hand. After a few steps I pointed my keys back towards the door and attempted to lock it. Most stupid thing was, I wasn't even the last one out!

[joggerjayne]

I'd hung them over the necks of my gym top.

[DTCwordfan]

Go to Specsavers, Jayne, they handle arses with a sense of semi-modicum.

[joggerjayne]

Neck.

Just one neck.

[joggerjayne]

We have a very jolly little opticians called Frames In The Lanes which, conveniently, is next door to Riddle and Finns Champagne and seafood bar.

[Psybbo]

Nah, sod's law jj

[DTCwordfan]

I wouldn't mind living next to the Fiddle and Sinn's Champagne and Seafood Bar

[Hopkirk]

I would say this hypothetical person shouldn't have been driving a car in that state.

[joggerjayne]

If you did live next door, DT, you'd never run out of contact lenses.

[askyourgran]

Very convenient jj, so you can see your way to the seafood bar while the specs are being mended. I would say that was accidental. Hypothetically of course..

[joggerjayne]

What state, Hopkirk?

Wearing gym kit?

[Hopkirk]

Too much Riddle and Finn

[joggerjayne]

Mended?

These look a bit beyond repair.

Note to self: need to lose a bit of weight?

[pixie373]

Lol! (sorry). Could happen to anyone! (if they were a clumsy arse, that is) ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

Bet it's a cute arse though, even if a little clumsy..........