Dear Blue Toffee,
I read about Governmentium like you in the in the same journal, the New Signhereist. You seem to have missed a neighbouring article about Bankonium.
Bankonium is a catalytis molecule. It typically reacts with any paper which is held together, not by electrons but by a cloud of morons. This particular type of paper is very valuable and has a name akin to that found in physics, the Higgs boson. However unlike the so-called "god particle", the paper which is rich in a moron cloud is termed "Quidd's polymer" after Arthur C Quidd's discovery. In the bankonium catalysed reaction, the paper is converted into to a form of carbon akin to what we call "soot" and this is worthless unlike gold.
The rest of the reaction involves the transfer of energy and power to the central nucleus. So while each moron loses its property the nucleus benefits thermodynamically and hence is termed "Quidd's Inn".
Also a new black hole has been formed. This has been named the "Energeebill" after Bill Gee. It is dangerous, sucking in anything it can which then disappears from the universe forever except for a very little release of energy. This explains the "energ" prefix to Bill Gee's discovery.
Both the above entities are energy-lacking and inert in respect of your Governmentium!
Kind regards from,
SIQ.
P.S. We may just live near other perhaps at Goodison Park but that's just a hypothesis.