Why Is It...

[cupid04]

Whenever you run a tap you want a wee?

Or when you've got your hands in a bowl of washing up you get an itch?

Mr. c says it's sods law.

Have you got any other instances?

[mallyh]

when you put mascara on you sneeze .

[Tilly2]

Your taking the skin of chicken pieces and the phone rings.

[jennyjoan]

Or when you are out in public you can't scratch personal spots.

[EcclesCake]

Itchy nose or eyes when chopping chillis.

[Tilly2]

As soon as you put your coat on to go out, you want another wee.

[jennyjoan]

or when you are doggone tired - you can't sleep!!

[jennyjoan]

or you can't eat nuts cos you have no teeth.

[mazie]

You've just put your 4 minute boiled eggs in and the bloody door bells goes :o(

[EcclesCake]

Walk in the front door and remember what you had forgotten when in the supermarket.

[jennyjoan]

or when you are shopping - you have forgotten your reading glasses and can't see the tags/labels.

[jennyjoan]

or when you tread 14 stairs up to the bedroom and have forgotten what for

[Tilly2]

You go upstairs and you can't remember what you went up for.

[Tilly2]

Snap, jj.

[jennyjoan]

great minds think alike Tilly

[mazie]

LOL... and that Eccles

[Tilly2]

I switch the laptop on and MR T always 'just wants to check something before I use it.'

[jennyjoan]

or when you starve yourself and you don't lose an ounce.

[2sp_]

Your spouse loses the charger for the video camera, is convinced he's left it in a hotel 300 miles away, they can't find it, so you buy a replacement at £65 and he finds it in a drawer he claims to have checked the day after the new one is delivered?

[jennyjoan]

or when you are looking for a sales-person - there are none to be seen.