One Day.....

[RATTER15]

One day a boy comes home from school and says,
"Dad I need to know the meaning of hypothetically
and realistically for school." So the father replies,
"go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man
for 1 million dollars."
So the little boy goes and asks and sure enough she says yes. His dad says okay, now go ask your
sister if she would sleep with a man for a million
dollars. So he does and sure enough she says yes.
So the father says, you see son hypothetically we
are sitting on 2 million dollars but realistically we
are living with a couple of ***!!..

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Jackdaw33]

OP missed out the last bit which was, "Now go and ask your big brother if he would etc"' The punchline being $3m, two ***s and a ***.

[RATTER15]

the *** "is a couple of w.h.o.r.e.s!