Is It Possible To Hire A Centrifuge For A Stag Do?

[Doosh]

We've done all kinds of crazy shenanigans for past stag do's for various friends but this one has to be extra special and someone brought up James Bond in Moonraker, the centrifuge scene.

Would it be possible to rent one for a few hours?

[Doosh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhPV8BSEXPU

[Doosh]

Is this even the right section for this question? If not soz.

[EDDIE51]

They cost tens of million £s no way!

[Doosh]

Surely with all the cuts and our failed space exploration programs one must have got into the hands of a member of the public or small company?

[Svejk]

Take some LSD and visit the park.

[Doosh]

Haha, well that would work out cheaper Svejk though we'd just end up with crappy photos of wide eyed idiots looking at their hands

[EDDIE51]

Not a hope, a theme park ride is the closest you will get.

[EcclesCake]

There is only one in the UK.

The charge out rate is astronomical and the chances of them agreeing to a commercial agreement with a stag party is somewhere between nil and zero.

[Doosh]

Okay so that's a blow out. Here's another wacky yet possible one.

Renting a blimp to bungee jump off the bottom? Possible? If so what kind of wonga are we talking?

[Doosh]

Thanks eddie and ecclestone.

[EDDIE51]

There were never more than 10 or so in the world anyway.

[Doosh]

Wow, so they're nearly extinct then. Would have been great but we kind of knew our chances were 0-5% of getting one but still a chance.

[Doosh]

Not extinct in the same way as it's original meaning obviously.

[wolf63]

I haven't looked at the prices on these
http://www.uniqueideas4gifts.co.uk/space-flight-gifts.html

[Doosh]

Oh well back to the drawing board. We're still waiting for DONT TELL THE BRIDE to get get back to us so really need some zany yet doable ideas in our armory.
Will be back with more ideas as they flow in for your opinions if you don't mind. PEACE!

[Doosh]

Looks tasty wolf63 but doubt the 12 grand would cover that but will have to look into it in case DTTB don't get back to us and we have to do it ourselves.

A tiny bit of me wants to mention MONKEY TENNIS from Steve Coogans show as a bit of fun as that NEVER gets old.

Any ideas welcome. PEACE!

[ToraToraTora]

I can't seem them agreeing to a load of elephants being uncle all over their expensive kit.

[jno]

you could....


hire Keith Chegwin!

http://www.stagweb.co.uk/activities/celebrity-guest-keith-chegwin.asp

[EcclesCake]

For a decent commercial rate the one UK supplier may give in and take on the contract, although it is hugely unlikely, in my opinion, for a whole host of reasons.

Once you have added all the medical checks, briefings and the actual experience Doosh and his pals won't be able to afford a beer on the stag night.........

[Peter Pedant]

Brideshead ( Evelyn Waugh) is having an afternoon re-run all this week on tee-vee
and all this sounds like an updated Bollinger Club prank

wivout the posh accents of course

Are you going to put Aloysius into the centrifuge ?
and the speed dial instead of having boring numbers could have a green orange and red band - and then far right a label - "The Bolly Area" and an icon of a man with frizzy hair on end and with his tongue stuck out