Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes

[bhg481]

Liquor manufacturers are considering the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a IDIOT.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you lovb’em.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.

[Berniecuddles2]

LOL...hic

[Patsy33]

I'm in high spirits now!

[Shaglene]

Whose round is it?

[marval]

I read that with my beer goggles on.