In An Elevator!

[Voltage]

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs and she said "can you Press One please" So I did... I don't remember much after that.

[Tilly2]

Oh, you are awful!

[Voltage]

Sorry tilly ..now if she said "can you push three" I'd be ok x

[Tilly2]

...but I like you. :-)

[Voltage]

I like you too x

[Patsy33]

Lol! It's wrong on so many levels...

[Tilly2]

Good one, Patsy!

[murraymints]

You need to lift the humour stakes Volty...

[Voltage]

I'm trying to raise em MM

[Garaman]

You just went your own ways afterwards, it was a case of lift and separate.

[marval]

lol

A young man walks into a hotel's lift.

The operator asks, "Which floor son?"

"Seventeenth" replies the young man.

"No problem son" says the operator.

As they approached the seventeenth floor the operator said, "Enjoy the rest of your stay son"

"Why do you keep calling me son?" asks the man.

"Well, I brought you up didn't I?" replies the Operator.

[Zacs-Master]

You should have seen the state of me after a young lady got into a lift. All I asked her was ‘going down?’

[sunny-dave]

"Ballroom"

... sorry I didn't realise I was standing that close ...

[zebo]

A neighbour noticed that the man next door only took the lift up to Floor 6 and walked the next 4 floors and eventually he asked him. 'As I'm a dwarf and I can only reach the 6th button in the lobby, it's OK going down in the morning'