Did You?
“Did you hear about the American Surgeon who specialises in key hole surgery?” “He trained at Yale”
A router goes into a doctor’s office and says, “It hurts when IP.”
I saw an angry insect sitting on my French pastry. It was a Croissant.
I have got a lot of sympathy for ploughmen. Some of their job is harrowing.
I was proud when my son told me he had joined the commandos. Until I found out he had just thrown all of his underpants away.
I have just met a singing oven He had a great range.
I ran into an old flame today, it singed my eyebrows.
I was throwing rice at an Indian wedding and accidentally started a pilau fight.
I am making a film about fuels for different vehicles, starring Van Diesel.
I have just had a haircut, I might get all the other ones cut tomorrow.