The Masters at work

[whiffey]

That's it !! That's it !! Finished !!

You've got a lot of nice iron flavour there.

I think it's..... ok (Toad, roll the tongue)

Your mashed potato worries me a little bit, you've got lumps in the mash, which is a tragedy.

You never ever have some toast on top of a pudding.

Spinach, and a prawn, hey !

Parmesan cheese and crab ? - kkkrrrrsshhh (or similar)

Prawn and Apple isn't a combination you hear much of.

It's BROWN, and if you like BROWN that's great.

..do we take the risk of never having to eat your mashed potato again

Let me out of here !!! (Pasty)

You could photograph this food.

You're not confident with the fish cake.

I like a bit o' chilli (come and see me Pasty, I'll give you a Hot Chocolate Habanero)

(WOT NO PUSTA OR ANCHOWVIES TONIGHT !!!!)

[CheekyChops]

Are you feeling alright whiffey?

[Jugglering]

You missed, "you like your lemon juice, don't you ?" (Toad to a very wrinkled face with overmascara'd eyes)

[beerbelly]

Too many Scotch bonnets , whiffey , your @rse has imploded , and taken the rest of you with it . enjoy the moment .
I'm making my Phaal , so i'll not be far behind ..............b.b

[honky-tonk]

i am thinking maybe this is a person that takes ones culinary skills to the bone..........i have a more easy option that suits my persona anything out of a tin and bobs your uncle

[fine,thanks]

can i just say your parmesan crisps are lovely. my favourite so far.