Farts

[olly8080]

Is it bad for your health to hold your farts in?

My girlfriend manages to hold them in for literally days on end.

I, however, am scared that I may burst in a toxic bubble so squeeze them out at the earliest rumble.

Who has got the best health conscious attitutude, me or the missus?

[heathfield]

There are tombstones all over the world - (Australia, Arizona, Cornwall, Dundee, etc.) - that bear this inscription...

'Where'er ye be,
Let your wind go free,
For holding it in
Was the killing (or death) o' me!'

[SlackAlice]

Hey EDDIE51 you taking part of my name in vain, lol :)

[Toureman]

Your girlfriend "cannot hold Farts in" see here for the facts..............

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html