While asleep...

[Captain Spod]

1. Do we sneeze?
2. Do we yawn?
and if not (as I suspect) why not?

[Postdog]

Yawning is not really do with tiredness, it's the body's way of taking in air when needed, so maybe we do yawn in sleep.

[rojash]

1. Yes
2. Yes

[beatlegal2]

my dog, my husband ,fart in sleep.but noooooooooooooooooo ladies don't fart in sleep,blame it on ya partner

[4GS]

It's imposable for ladies to fart whether awake or asleep,
the scientific reason for this is simple,
the female of the species cannot keep their mouth's shut for a long enough time period to allow the required amount of pressure to build up.

[Myriad2112]

My wife farts in bed

[4GS]

Does she also waft the duvet over your head and laugh Myriad?

[Myriad2112]

no, I do that to her though :)

[Myriad2112]

NIce, I expect you put your arse in his face before you let it go?

[Myriad2112]

I had a friend who when camping with his two (so called) friends had a piece of poo wiped on his top lip. When he woke up in the morning, sporting a new brown moustache, he couldn't work out where the smell was coming from.

[4GS]

That's called a 'mono-rail' Myriad

[Myriad2112]

Mono rail - Isn't that a train?

[monkeyeyes]

Thought that was a 'Dirty Sanchez' ?

[Myriad2112]

No, they wern't having sex together

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez_%28 sexual_act%29

[monkeyeyes]

I thought that the resultant 'poo moustache' was a Dirty Sanchez rather than the act of acquiring one..................

[Myriad2112]

What a lovely conversation this is turning out to be!