the old paddy on mastermind joke

[helpmetoo]

remember

name
paddy
specialist subject
bonanza
you cant have bonanza paddy its on the other channel
its all i know
how about general knowledge?
ok
who was the first man on earth?
er...little joe
no it was adam
bu66�r i knew it was one of the cartwrights!
who was the first woman on earth?
thats tough can i have a clue?
an apple
that will be granny smith!
can you name two crustaceans?
kings cross station and charing cross station!
can you name two days of the week that begin with a 't'
yes, today and tomorrow!
can you spell 'emulsion'?
what colour?
a mythological creature that is half man and half beast?
buffalo bill!
and so on......

[logic]

it was good

[helpmetoo]

it was aimed at people who may remember bonanza,

ask your dad (if you have one)

[Avatar]

Wasnt too bad I thought.

[PhilLew]

'ask your dad (if you have one)'

LOL

That was funnier than the joke you spent all that time typing, stick to the one liners.

[helpmetoo]

my previous post was a response to a since deleted rude person

[JK04]

What im rude cause i thought the joke was crap? Sorry if i hurt your feelings. I guess you cant take a bit of criticism without having to cry about it.

[helpmetoo]

jk

exactly how small is your willy?

[JK04]

lol, is that the best you can come up with?

[helpmetoo]

i heard that when you were born they slapped your mother

[helpmetoo]

more old ones for jk

i wouldnt say your wife is big, but shes just got a job at heathrow kick-starting jumbo jets

she went to the doctor and he told her she was obese, she asked for a second opinion,
alright your F***i*g ugly as well