What Planet do Men live on????

[Abdulmajid]

Without stating the obvious stereotypical attributes of the male species what really infuriates you about men.

Or if male what gets up your partners nose.

And for your information (and I apologise for mentioning my personal ablutions) I wee probably 8.67 times more than I poo so I always leave the lavatory seat up as a matter of practicality, usually buy tooth paste in a solid tube as opposed to the floppy ones and NEVER fart in the presence of loved ones. So there.

Men eh????? They can be OK.

[snagged]

I'm waiting for ~max~'s answer lol...

[haysi06]

I'm afraid its the toilet seat thingy that gets on my nerves, why oh why is it so difficult to put the seat down and then the lid? hmmm?

Apart from that I think men are wonderful LOL

[abstract]

mars according to a book i once read which coincidentally was was my source for what planet women are from.........if only i could remember the books name.........

[~max~]

Apart from the fact that every single of their two functioning neurones disintegrates as soon as they lay eyes on a short skirt?

They need an explanation for EVERYTHING. No intuition!

[onelastkissx]

I'm done with men ! I'm off to live on a different planet.

[~max~]

Snagged, how was that for you?

[snagged]

wonderful.. wanna go again?

[~max~]

Ok, but you'll have to get me drunk first.

[snagged]

ouch! pmsl...

[~max~]

Did I mention I'm a *little* sarcastic?

[snagged]

Sarcastic? I never would have guessed... really... ;o)

[~max~]

Yes, sarcastic. NOT bitter. SARCASTIC.

lol

[sir.prize]

Wardy's idea of a quiet night in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-0RLJLUre8&

[snagged]

Twisted too? ;o)

[~max~]

Not right now, but I have been complimented on how bendable I am.

[snagged]

pmsl... spineless then... :oO

[lil75]

If a man wants you to do something and you say "ill do it in a minute" they start doing it themselves to make you feel bad and as much as to say "c'mon" that really winds me up!

[~max~]

Ooooooh no no no! Lots of spine. I'm just able to bend it at the right moment. ;O)

[snagged]

And when exactly is the right moment? Just before the start of Eastenders? lol

[~max~]

Oh dear...Now I can picture you even better. :O( lol
Eastenders??????????

Whatever happened to countdown?