Guys is this true?

[society]

Guys, is this true? No matter how you shake and dance the last few drops fall on your pants?

[mrs_overall]

It must be.
If you look at any old guy wearing beige trousers, there is always that faint yellow mark.......

[Booldawg]

*pushes lunch to one side*

[redman41]

Mine dangles into the Pan as I like to see how deep the water is and if it's cold or not :-D

[Booldawg]

^ That happened to me on the Severn bridge the other day.

[snags]

^ The Human Bungee...

[craft1948]

redman means a bedpan......

[mccfluff]

what kind of dance?

[redman41]

LOL craft ! I dry it under the Hand Drier afterwards :-)

[society]

do you have to take a 'shake' Booldawg, why push your lunch aside? :-)

Redmam, what?! Why do you allow that yucky water to splash on your.. emmm :-)

[mrs_overall]

Ugh - just had a horrible vision then when I remembered I always rub my hands briskly under a hand drier....

[craft1948]

society it's an old merchant navy think.........redman washes his willy in the bidet....

[craft1948]

thing ^

[redman41]

society, I use a Bidet wherever I can. Nothing like a good rinse around the nether regions ;-D

[society]

Mrs. O, I'll peep next time at the next old guy I see. :-)

[Francis Asis]

Why can men never "dab" with a bit of loo roll?

[snags]

Isn't that what the shower curtain's for?

[redman41]

It's a Naval tradition that there is a willy in spection every Sunday morning by the Captain of the Ship. If it's not up to standard you have to walk the plank.

[society]

Redmam, nothing like being sprayed with warm water, eh! :)

[redman41]

snags lives in a posh house with shower curtains ! lol

[cupid04]

you men are always talking about your todger!