Making Breakfast - -

[Jemisa]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

jem

[ummmm]

Lol...

[Ankou]

i was expecting.... it took the medical team several hours to remove the frying pan....

[China Doll]

The man hostage and I have to fry our eggs seperately... We do not agree on each others methods and it was established early on that neither of us wanted to eat fried eggs made by the other.

[berniecuddles]

yuk i hate fried eggs!

[ChuckFickens]

"The man hostage and I have to fry our eggs seperately"

There has to be a euphemism in there somewhere!

[China Doll]

I only like the yellow bit and man hostage flips his egg over and so the white and yellow bit merge and that makes me want to puke. He takes bits out of the egg that he doesn't like (get him to explain it, I can't remember what they're) and I can't be bothered with that so I wouldn't do it and that would make him puke.

Basically we both have egg OCD!

[askyourgran]

Know what you mean China, I hate egg white, it makes me heave, I just fry mine with the OH's egg then take the white off mine.

[China Doll]

Egg white should be illegal gran :-/

'...for the record, he is the jessie...'

^^^ Lol! I'll tell him you send love and kisses vibra ;0)

[ethandron]

i know someone who likes the yolk of their fried egg 'pink'. i wondered what they meant the first time i heard it and someone else had to explain. it's when you flick hot fat over it when it's frying, turning the yellow pink (well, i still don't think it's pink, just yellow with a sheer white coating). anyone else like their yolk 'pink'?

[mccfluff]

and you lot have the cheek to call me weird when it comes to food

[China Doll]

Wibble wobble, jelly on a plate...

[mccfluff]

urgh, thanks for the image
went to friend for dinner she served spag bol - can;t eat as it had mushrooms and cooked toms, then trifle for pudd.

i had spaghetti with cheese

[China Doll]

I'm having spag bol for dinner tonight :c)

The trifle sounds bad though...