ode to age
Remember to be kind to the old folk for they are worth a fortune.they have silver in their hair,gold in their teeth,stones in their kidneys,lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs.
I have become a little older since i saw you last,and a few changes have come into my life.Frankly i have become a frivolous old girl?
I am seeing 4 gentlemen every day.as soon as i wake up,Will Power helps me out of bed;then i go to see John.Next it's time for Earl Grey.when they have left,Arthur Ritis shows up and stays with me for the rest of the day.He doesnt like to stay in one place for very long,so takes me from joint to joint.After such a busy day,I'm really tired and glad to get to bed with Johnie Walker.What a life?Oh yes i almost forgot,i'm also flirting with Al Zimmer.
The minister called the other day.He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter.I told him i did that all the time.No matter where i am;in the garden,the kitchen,the bedroom or the sitting room,i ask myself,'NOW'What am i here after ?'''''''