christmas carols for the psychiatrically challenged

[daisya]

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I'll be Home for Christmas...I think

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing (About Me)

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming (to Get me)

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting you on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell..

Attention Deficit Disorder -- We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!

Passive Aggressive Disorder -- On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

Depression - Get Lost Ye Merry Gentlemen, (I'm nothing but dismayed).


(I've seen these actually posted on forums to do with mental health...nice to know that people can smile about things that affect them...laughter being the best medicine of course!)