The Answerbank Fancy Dress Party - Part One

[mrs_overall]

In the village of Answerbank-Under-the-Wold (twinned with the first roundabout on the road into Milton Keynes) there was recently a fancy dress party in the village pub, The Quizzes & Puzzles Arms. The celebrity judge (a man who once banged two coconut shells together to imitate a horse in a 1971 episode of The Archers) was unable to award any prizes, simply because he didn't have a clue what any of the villagers costumes were meant to represent.
Here is a summary of some of the villagers and their outfits.

Tilly2 - wore a sackcloth, had wild hair and clutched a sword (went as Tilly the Hun)
DTC - wore a flowing white smock covered in fake blood and had electrodes clamped to his testicles (went as a tortured poet)
Naomi24 - wore normal clothes and held a holy book and a rolling pin (went as a Bible Basher)
Lady-Janine - was skimpily dressed as a "lady of the night" (I think it was a fancy dress outfit.....)
Sunny-Dave - wore a flowered cross-over pinny, a pair of yellow marigolds and held a cattle prod. I have no idea of who or what he was supposed to be.
Shoota - came dressed as normal, clutching a urine sample bottle (went as a Pee-Shooter)
Boo & Craft - wore matching outfits of mini skirts, white kinky boots & had beehive hair do's (went as a pair of Mods)
Psybbo - wore odd shoes and a straight jacket (the poor soul had no idea it was a fancy dress party)
Gness - came dressed in black and claimed she was a pint of Guinness (full bodied with a white head)
Humber - wore a dress made entirely from pages of the A to Z of Hull and held a magnifying glass (went as Humber-Snoop)
Tonyav - a contender for the booby prize as he came dressed in his normal clothes (ratty tracksuit bottoms and a grubby wife-beater vest). He was holding a toasting fork and claimed to be a Gorilla (or something similar sounding)

More to follow anon

[aelmpvw]

i was attending said event as frank n furter but was arrested while changing a flat tyre on the m1

[Psybbo]

HELP, can somebody get me out of this contraption? I blame Tonyav

[mrs_overall]

ael, I will be detailing your poor attempt at a costume in the near future

[gness]

Whoohooo!!...But please stop the pee-shooter using my full body and white head as a target... :-(

[shoota]

Thank you, Mrs Outre, for providing corroboration of my evaluation of the shade of the Irish ones barnet.
Now there can be no denial.
However, I often take the pee, but have never been known to shoot it or bring it to a party, or any where else for that matter, not decanted anyroadup.

[sunny-dave]

Thank You Mrs OverLord - I strove (strived?) for verisimilitude - it's the support hose and garter-belt that are making me walk like that ...

[queenofmean]

Does this mean I get to wear a Tiara/Crown? [I] go on mrs_o ;) [I]

[mrs_overall]

queenie, let me think about that.

No.

[nungate]

So glad you decided against the tiara/crown for Queenie Mrs O - she's enough of a drama queen without actually dressing the part!

her mum x

[mrs_overall]

;-)

[yogasun]

Mrs O, you always make me smile! x

[mrs_overall]

Thanks yoga for your kind words about the ramblings of someone who is bored

[mrs_overall]

trigger - that is for the celebrity judge to decide

[gness]

A genuine smile or the nervous, oh lord what is she up to now sort of smile?.....☺

[gness]

That's for Yoga....x

[lady-janine]

Mrs Overthetop. what are you suggesting? i was pleased to see you had time in your busy schedule as an internationsl super model to attend and to see you so relaxed in your long flowing morticia robes. i hope you don't mind mye saying that your face was a bit ghostly. maybe a mask would help? just a friendly thought.

[yogasun]

Both gness!! x

[gness]

That's safest, Yoga.....x

[lady-janine]

tony dresses like that because it is easier with the goats. i do not need to explain just imagine. . . . . . .