How To Befuddle Gness......

[gness]

I've had a little get together for drinks and a present swap........a rather nice bloke bought me a book......I love books.....

It was a flippin' cookery book!

Me....the queen of prick and ping........

But then I looked at the title....Fifty Shades of Gravy by I M Pliant!!!!! Gosh.

Have you seen some of the recipes?

I don't know what to think.....????....... :-(

[Psybbo]

Just be compliant x

[gness]

In the kitchen?????

[tonyav]

Ohhhhh, rude recipes. Sounds like a good book to me.
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/16168726-fifty-shades-of-gravy

[Mamyalynne]

I've bought Tonyav a copy, he loves gravy.

Loved this review of the book.....

//Jog on Jamie. Nighty night Nigella. There's a new chef in the bed and he's reinvented the art and saucy sassyness of the dinner party. Brought this as a present for the mother-in-law but giving to my wife instead. A knee trembler of nutritional proportions, with well written, easy recipes and some very handy hints too! And, what a bargain! Marvellous.//

[tonyav]

Good reveiws
https://www.createspace.com/4048164


Oi I saw that, Mamya.

[gness]

That's the one, Tony......

Honestly, Mamya.....I don't know whether he wants me to cook for him or.............???????

[tonyav]

or.............???????


I reckon, gness ;-)

[gness]

Oh heck........... :-(.......x

[Psybbo]

Does he not recognise a recipe for disaster?

[tonyav]

Hope the firemen are on standby, could get heated in that kitchen !!!!!

[murraymints]

EEK ..best get yer best pinny oot !

[gness]

Still learning, Psyb........an innocent yet......:-)

[gness]

Do prick and pingers overheat, Tony?...

Just the pinny, Minty?......Be a tad draughty....x

[tonyav]

The first bit might, gness !

[gness]

Oooooo, TonyAV!!!!! Right...off for pudding now........behave....x

[tonyav]

Hope it's not spotted dick, gness. Very filling that is.

[Togo]

You will have to cook his goose gness, or he will be goosin the cook.

[DTCwordfan]

tonyav- 'Loved this pixie review of the book..... '

//Jog on Jogger Jayne. Nighty night Guinness. There's a new Bathsheba chef in the bed and eccles' reinvented the Lady J art and saucy mintyness of the dinner party. Brought this as a present for the tinkerbell new mother-in-law but giving to my alba wife instead - brave bernie, brow-beaten slappy.... A ratter knee trembler of pasta nutritional proportions, with well written, sharon recipes and some very handy aog and baths hints too! And, Christ, sir alec or even goodlife, what a buenchico bargain! Marvel-lous - should be Togo to jokes as it's all Maydup....//

written by ozzy who's ten hours ahead of us and pre-approved by boaty and the GMEB team, pre-empted by jan and paddy.

[DTCwordfan]

EEK ..best get yer best pinny oot ! - it's possibly all she is wearing.......

[tonyav]

LOL, very good DT.