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Patsy33 | 17:51 Mon 02nd Nov 2020 | Jokes
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My neighbour says he's in trouble with his wife.
She asked for some lorry oil for her birthday.
He said, Apparently, it's spelt
'L'Oreal ...

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He should have bought her some Channel 5.
23:39 Mon 02nd Nov 2020
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she's not worth it
23:42 Mon 02nd Nov 2020
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When his wife, Olive, threw some punches at him did he Duckham?
23:45 Mon 02nd Nov 2020
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When you Havoline time you cannot afford 'L'Oreal.
23:47 Mon 02nd Nov 2020
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He should have bought her some underwear and said diesel fit her.
16:55 Tue 03rd Nov 2020
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lucky she didnt ask for Poison
16:57 Tue 03rd Nov 2020
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He com!d have taken her somewhere expensive - the garage!
16:58 Tue 03rd Nov 2020
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Marvel... LOL :-))
17:00 Tue 03rd Nov 2020

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