What is the worse gift u have ever been given for xmas?

[what..the?]

Name em and sham em!!!!

[daisy48]

A family size bottle of cheap shampoo from a pound shop from a woman who is loaded!!

[rugeleyboy]

years ago i asked my dad for a top of the range synthasizer, it was the greatest thing i ever did see and i told all my mates i was having it for christmas................christmas day came and i had loads of small pressies before breakfast and my dad said "son, you can have your main present after dinner when everyone is here".... the day dragged.

dinner at 2.30 and then it came, my present!!!

a bloody BONTEMPI wind organ!!!! i wanted to kill my dad !!!!!!!

i will have to go to counciling tomorrow thanks what ...the!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[what..the?]

ha ha rugleyboy!

Buy your dad a wind instrument u play with you nose this year!

[what..the?]

Poor daisy it wasn't anti dandruff shampoo too was it?

[NiceHobbit]

A knitted robin on a log glued to some tatty cotton wool on cardboard with a tacky piece of plastic holly attached. The whole thing fell to bits after 2 minutes. At 17, I was less than impressed with this toy.

[daisy48]

I dunno what..the, but it was'nt half soapy,better for washing socks,ooh she's a right skinflint...lol

[what..the?]

A knitted robin, plastic holly what the hell is that, is sounds like the 5 yr olds attempt at a Blue Peter craft ..sticky back plastic ...pva ...thingy!

You poor thing and at 17 my heart goes out to you!

[oldwoman]

I once bought my husband a pair of slippers and a pack of rat poison. The next day he burnt the slippers in protest. I`ve still got the rat poison though.

[spainlads]

A bar of Hi Karate soap. I felt so embarrassed because I'd not got a gift for my aunt, then I opened it.

[Buenchico]

My skinflint cousin (with a well-paid job in the insurance industry) once gave me a pair of sash window locks. Nothing posh or expensive, just the cheap little metal screw things you use to secure sash windows. (I'm sure that he was only concerned to reduce the possible risk of the insurance industry having to pay out on a claim for burglary at my house). To make matters worse, my house didn't even have sash windows, so they were completely useless!

Chris

[toonmilo]

Got this emailed to me the other day!

Women - They just don't get football !! ..........
True story from an Arsenal season-ticket holder:
His season-ticket last year was an absolute cracking seat half way up the
Highbury main stand close to the half-way line. In other words, a TV
camera style view.
Anyway, after the first few games of the season it became apparent that
despite all the home games being sell-outs, the two seats on his left
were always empty. This continued until just after Christmas when all of
a sudden a guy and his young son appeared there.
After a few weeks of sitting next to this guy and his son, he decided to
ask if the guy knew why the seats had been empty for half the season.
The response is legendary:
'Yeah don't even go there mate. The wife bought me and my son a season
ticket but decided it would be a nice idea to give us them for
Christmas. I was f***in' raging!'

[MORELLO]

A kagool. That folded in on itself to make a neat pouch you could put in your bag until it rained!!

[4getmenot]

Well my nan when I was about 15 gave me a video called Michaela Strachams party for boys. Which showed mums how to organise a great kids xmas party for Boys! Well I still have it coz it makes me laugh and remember how mad my nan was.

[Booldawg]

FRED speaks from bitter experience

[888sally888]

Craig David CD with the track 'I'm walking away' on it from my husband who left me and the kids on 1st December 2000.

Here I am Nov 2006 happily remarried to a lovely, kind honest man!!

[Mr Tall]

Maybe this year Frank Dux will get Blood sport in his stocking.