Body & Soul1 min ago
Now that Christmas is not far away ....
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I'd like to remind you good folk, of the four stages of life:
You believe in Father Christmas.
You don't believe in Father Christmas.
You are Father Christmas.
You look like Father Christmas.
Of course, if you are a laydee, numbers 3 and 4 don't apply.
Unless you have a bit of trouble with the ... errr ... {ahem} lady beard that sometimes sprouts on us older ladies.
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You believe in Father Christmas.
You don't believe in Father Christmas.
You are Father Christmas.
You look like Father Christmas.
Of course, if you are a laydee, numbers 3 and 4 don't apply.
Unless you have a bit of trouble with the ... errr ... {ahem} lady beard that sometimes sprouts on us older ladies.
[:o(
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I have two 11 year old nieces and an 11 year old nephew who still believe in Father Christmas. Is this unusual? Do some children still believe in FC when they get to be 12+?
Arggggh, I've just had a thought ....... hope Mr. Ed bans this question before tomorrow morning when the youngsters come on ...... wouldn't like to shatter their beliefs!!!! [:o(
Arggggh, I've just had a thought ....... hope Mr. Ed bans this question before tomorrow morning when the youngsters come on ...... wouldn't like to shatter their beliefs!!!! [:o(
Well I'm gonna tell ya something (and this is just between us girls - you lads cover yer ears). Girls, keep it to yerselves now, 'cos it's a bit embarrassing for me .....
As we speak, I can feel two long hairs sprouting from me chin .... should I shave 'em off? I daren't pluck 'em out 'cos it would hurt and I am a coward. Is it worth getting some Immac just for two hairs?
Bleaching 'em is out of the question, 'cos I've got one of those new-fangled non-drip bottles of bleach, and I can't for the life of me, get any bleach out of the bottle. But I'm looking on the bright side .... that bottle of bleach is gonna last me a long, long time ....
As we speak, I can feel two long hairs sprouting from me chin .... should I shave 'em off? I daren't pluck 'em out 'cos it would hurt and I am a coward. Is it worth getting some Immac just for two hairs?
Bleaching 'em is out of the question, 'cos I've got one of those new-fangled non-drip bottles of bleach, and I can't for the life of me, get any bleach out of the bottle. But I'm looking on the bright side .... that bottle of bleach is gonna last me a long, long time ....
Why, thank you Imo ....... nice of you to say so.
Actually buddy, I'd be more suited to Chappie (dog food) rather than Whiskas (cat food).
Geddit? Nah, I didn't think it was funny either, but it's bin said on here before, so I just thought I'd resurrect it.
{:o)
Anyways, I told you lads to cover yer ears .... I am now blushing a lovely shade of pink ...... and that's a cue for our little pixie, pinktwink to come in ......
Actually buddy, I'd be more suited to Chappie (dog food) rather than Whiskas (cat food).
Geddit? Nah, I didn't think it was funny either, but it's bin said on here before, so I just thought I'd resurrect it.
{:o)
Anyways, I told you lads to cover yer ears .... I am now blushing a lovely shade of pink ...... and that's a cue for our little pixie, pinktwink to come in ......