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Hello kitties (and pups)
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Hello kitties (and pups)
This is Santa-Kittie and it I am a special Santa who calls on all good kitties to give them their Christmas presents. This year, due to cut-backs, I am also standing in for Santa Doggie and Santa furries and animals in general.
I know that being good doesn't come easily to some of our feline friends � they don't set out to be bad but they are bad accidently. Can a cat be held responsible if the neighbour's rabbit leaps into your open mouth just as you are innocently passing by?
But remember boys and girls that many cats and dogs are badly treated and neglected. They never know if they are going to get a cuddle or be kicked or where the next meal is coming from. Remember this next time you reject the Felix meat because it is in gravy and not jelly.
Anyway little ones � start being good now. Your slaves will never know what you are up to and they might actually buy you some nice food for Christmas dinner. Make sure that it is proper cat (or dog) food and not something new and exciting that may be 'ex(c)ited' all over the floor a couple of hours later.
No chocolate, no raisins and no bones for any furry.
Santa Kittie
North Pole
This is Santa-Kittie and it I am a special Santa who calls on all good kitties to give them their Christmas presents. This year, due to cut-backs, I am also standing in for Santa Doggie and Santa furries and animals in general.
I know that being good doesn't come easily to some of our feline friends � they don't set out to be bad but they are bad accidently. Can a cat be held responsible if the neighbour's rabbit leaps into your open mouth just as you are innocently passing by?
But remember boys and girls that many cats and dogs are badly treated and neglected. They never know if they are going to get a cuddle or be kicked or where the next meal is coming from. Remember this next time you reject the Felix meat because it is in gravy and not jelly.
Anyway little ones � start being good now. Your slaves will never know what you are up to and they might actually buy you some nice food for Christmas dinner. Make sure that it is proper cat (or dog) food and not something new and exciting that may be 'ex(c)ited' all over the floor a couple of hours later.
No chocolate, no raisins and no bones for any furry.
Santa Kittie
North Pole
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Santa-kittie - can I get some new lego as my mum keeps taking mine away as she says that I might swallow it - I like to drop it from the back of the chair and listen to the bounce on the wooden floor and then I do it again, and again and again - its not in the least bit annoying either!
Love from
Lucy the pussy - (age 5 months on Christmas day!)
Love from
Lucy the pussy - (age 5 months on Christmas day!)
Oooh oooh oooh santa kitty, is it really you?
My slave told me about you but I didn't know it was real as I didn't have a proper home until my slave appeared at the rescue centre one day and took me to her home.
I wondered as she always seems to promise me a boot up the backside when I get muddy paws on the carpet but I've not got one yet so thought santa kitty was another myth.
I would love to have my own electric blanket like my slave has. She puts it on at night but if I had my own I could use it all day when she is at work.
I should ask for my little friend the hamster as well. I think he should have a new ball so I can have lots of fun pushing him round the floor.
Heathcliffe the Cat xxx
My slave told me about you but I didn't know it was real as I didn't have a proper home until my slave appeared at the rescue centre one day and took me to her home.
I wondered as she always seems to promise me a boot up the backside when I get muddy paws on the carpet but I've not got one yet so thought santa kitty was another myth.
I would love to have my own electric blanket like my slave has. She puts it on at night but if I had my own I could use it all day when she is at work.
I should ask for my little friend the hamster as well. I think he should have a new ball so I can have lots of fun pushing him round the floor.
Heathcliffe the Cat xxx
Young Lucy - I am sure that your human must be joking. How could a young lady as intelligent as yourself manage to swallow something unappetising as Lego. If you did would you not just 'barf' it up? Silly human!
Rosetta - if your kittie demands multi-breakfasts then you must oblidge. You must feed your cat on demand.
Heathcliffe, Your human should praise you for not eating the furry rat that she keeps in a cage. I am not sure if my budget will stretch to an electric blanket for you this year. Things are tight here at the North Pole during this glitch in the economy.
SK
Rosetta - if your kittie demands multi-breakfasts then you must oblidge. You must feed your cat on demand.
Heathcliffe, Your human should praise you for not eating the furry rat that she keeps in a cage. I am not sure if my budget will stretch to an electric blanket for you this year. Things are tight here at the North Pole during this glitch in the economy.
SK
Hiya SK..... *big paw wave*
BigThug here... on behalf of WeeThug and I, may I say thank you ever so much for thinking of us. Our slave doesn't *do* Christmas (she's a heathen, as well as a vegetarian... so no chance of any cooked meat left overs ending up in OUR bowls...drat). We have no tree, no decorations, no frilly lights to play with... no presents to attack, no shiny paper to leap on... and we now know that we won't get ANY presents at all....all because SHE doesn't believe in it all.... But, dear Santa Kitty... WE BELIEVE IN YOU !!!!!
xxx..... miaow, purr, miaow.... xxx
BigThug here... on behalf of WeeThug and I, may I say thank you ever so much for thinking of us. Our slave doesn't *do* Christmas (she's a heathen, as well as a vegetarian... so no chance of any cooked meat left overs ending up in OUR bowls...drat). We have no tree, no decorations, no frilly lights to play with... no presents to attack, no shiny paper to leap on... and we now know that we won't get ANY presents at all....all because SHE doesn't believe in it all.... But, dear Santa Kitty... WE BELIEVE IN YOU !!!!!
xxx..... miaow, purr, miaow.... xxx
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